Chinese Joke

A few days ago I got the following message (in Chinese) on my cell phone (part of a service):

A monkey, goat, and tortoise were playing together. After a while they got thirsty. They sent the tortoise to get water. Half a day later, the tortoise still hadn’t returned. “That *)?!% idiot is too slow!” said the monkey. From outside came the voice of the tortoise: “If you call me more bad words I won’t get water for you.”

2 Replies to “Chinese Joke”

  1. Sooooo….. does it roll off the tongue better in Chinese?

    A friend told me that in Spanish they have a saying similar to our “pot calling the kettle black.” They say, “burro telling the rabbit he has long ears,” or maybe vice versa.

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